I wannas sexs uuuuu
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I wish i was in the wii world.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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