Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
