All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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