I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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