Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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