I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Pooping to opera.
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