So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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