I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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