Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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