no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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