Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
