i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
