return my video game
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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