You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
