Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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