One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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