come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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