I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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