Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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