Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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