So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
