kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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