I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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