He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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