Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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