It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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