Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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