I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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