we're blogging at a bar
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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