need another drink. this is the easiest way
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
