The beer is more important than you right now.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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