She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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