help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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