I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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