I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
there is glitter all over my balls
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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