Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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