just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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