No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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