Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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