3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Say something about gay babies.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Randomize
