is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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