I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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