i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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