we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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