After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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