you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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