He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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