Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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