Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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