You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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