Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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